I Was Single for WJM

The best of October 2008, according to the Back of the Cereal Box.

• Gmail and its sponsored yet apolitical links!
• On that one Bruce Springsteen song with the pervy subtext
  
• Casey Wilson does Katy Perry and I liked it
  
• Dario Argento, Jennifer Connelly, and Aphra Behn converge
• Several photos of animals, only one of them being human
• Santa Anas and Satan himself
• A fake dude named W.A. Stokins, an rumored dude named Sheng Long, and some sensei dude named Gouki
• The strange connection between Groucho Marx and The Exorcist
• Italian horror movies have a way with words
• On why not everybody likes Girl Talk
• Even Satan is funny when old people talk about him
• The legend of the 64-ounce margarita
• On the genius of the Pac-Man ghosts
• On the power of the single panty

And, for the first time ever, my attempt at a clickable visual index of said month. Click away!