Surprising or embarrassing ways people have found my blog lately. (Surprising for me. Embarrassing for them.)
- Washington asks that you ask again without shouting, jerk.
- The number one hit, surprisingly. Periwinkle Lane must be pissed.
- Dear sir or madam, Tiffany Blum-Deckler is a character from Daria, and, as such, would lack any Facebook page worth looking at.
- Another strange number one hit, though it makes sense when I realize that peopel were searching for this. I myself have not tried anyone's vibrating heat bead suit. Yet.
- Another mysterious number one hit.
- And yet another number one hit — this one especially odd in that it misquotes the Cake lyrics that I accurately re-create here.
- Sorry, Mr. Morbid Searcher. I only write about action figures based on fictional killers.
- I believe you mean Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue."
- Speaking of regrettable 90s dance hits, I believe you mean OMC (Otara Millionaires Club) and not OMD (Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark). Another number one hit, by the way.
- Good God... so to speak.
- Buddy, if this search landed you here, you must have been the most disappointed Googler ever.
- The third of only three hits, surprisingly.
- You watch too much Death Note.
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