Joan Hawaii, P.I.

Surprising or embarrassing ways people have found my blog lately. (Surprising for me. Embarrassing for them.)

• "renegade killer bee"
• strawberry shortcake panda
• WHAT IS A MUD DUCK WASHINGTON ¹
  
• MORMON WEDDING RECEPTIONS
• elf village ²
  
• "shoot your mouth if you know where you're aiming"
• princess daisy samus and peach lesbian story
• tiffany blum-deckler facebook ³
  
• Misty and Jean George Peppers
• trans klown o morphs song lyrics
• i've tried your vibrating heat bead suit ⁴
  
• mr. saturn speech
• Celebrity Chemicals
• jewel encrusted starfish ⁵
  
• hoppy, bacara resort
• Its like sharpening knives with 2 chicken mcnuggets ⁶
  
• cereal and steve
• action figures of murderers ⁷
  
• 90's dance doo dee doo doo de doo doo ⁸
  
• misandry the house of mirth
• box of hamburgers
  
• HOW BIZARRE OMD blogspot ⁹
  
• crucifix switchblade ¹⁰
  
• are noses phallic?
  
• these are steps of how to get your model VX5200 out of carkit ¹¹
  
• etymology goleta
• "every moment i live is pain" ¹²
  
• rosalina mario emo sexy
• ursula sea witch sexy?
• Carol Burnett's montecito home
• girl killed by death letter ¹³
  

1. Washington asks that you ask again without shouting, jerk.
2. The number one hit, surprisingly. Periwinkle Lane must be pissed.
3. Dear sir or madam, Tiffany Blum-Deckler is a character from Daria, and, as such, would lack any Facebook page worth looking at.
4. Another strange number one hit, though it makes sense when I realize that peopel were searching for this. I myself have not tried anyone's vibrating heat bead suit. Yet.
5. Another mysterious number one hit.
6. And yet another number one hit — this one especially odd in that it misquotes the Cake lyrics that I accurately re-create here.
   
7. Sorry, Mr. Morbid Searcher. I only write about action figures based on fictional killers.
8. I believe you mean Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue."
9. Speaking of regrettable 90s dance hits, I believe you mean OMC (Otara Millionaires Club) and not OMD (Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark). Another number one hit, by the way.
10. Good God... so to speak.
11. Buddy, if this search landed you here, you must have been the most disappointed Googler ever.
12. The third of only three hits, surprisingly.
13. You watch too much Death Note.