Sunday, July 13, 2008

Joan Hawaii, P.I.

Surprising or embarrassing ways people have found my blog lately. (Surprising for me. Embarrassing for them.)
  1. Washington asks that you ask again without shouting, jerk.
  2. The number one hit, surprisingly. Periwinkle Lane must be pissed.
  3. Dear sir or madam, Tiffany Blum-Deckler is a character from Daria, and, as such, would lack any Facebook page worth looking at.
  4. Another strange number one hit, though it makes sense when I realize that peopel were searching for this. I myself have not tried anyone's vibrating heat bead suit. Yet.
  5. Another mysterious number one hit.
  6. And yet another number one hit — this one especially odd in that it misquotes the Cake lyrics that I accurately re-create here.
  7. Sorry, Mr. Morbid Searcher. I only write about action figures based on fictional killers.
  8. I believe you mean Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue."
  9. Speaking of regrettable 90s dance hits, I believe you mean OMC (Otara Millionaires Club) and not OMD (Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark). Another number one hit, by the way.
  10. Good God... so to speak.
  11. Buddy, if this search landed you here, you must have been the most disappointed Googler ever.
  12. The third of only three hits, surprisingly.
  13. You watch too much Death Note.

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