Teeny, Overcompensating John

I'm inclined to believe that the below video was created in earnest, as Texas state law forbids placement of tongue in cheek. (The penalty, of course, is death.)

Rough to work on Senator John Cornyn's political committee and be the one responsible for turning into a meme. Further menos puntos: The “Big John” song makes me instantly think of the Saturday Night Live commercial for Big Brawn feminine napkins.

And, also, I'd rather watch the SNL spot.