Horace Highwater

Oh, how the blog deceives them with its misleading search results. Ha, I say.

• what is a mentos moment? ¹
  
• secrets about mermaids
• internal porno
• frasier gay subtext ²
  
• my accidental polygamy
• what happens to ismene ³
  
• unread myspace emails
• "The whole point of Super Mario"
• are may 31st geminis weird? ⁴
  
• giant women stomping
• the devil wears prada jewish themes
• funny shaped letters of the alphabet (number one hit!)
  
• Walter and Perry leopold and loeb
  
• what was the snake in the mailbox
  
• sonic having sex
• you can't have too much water in the reactor
  
• its maddening when the court let guilty criminals free
• julia roberts retarded
• a name related to the tile of born blue and sounds like cereal
• where was the disputed zone? ⁵
  
• hate my vagina
• cute ideas on homonyms
• who is Ginger Prince?
  

1. Having some beach stud toss you a pack of Mentos and then it hitting your abdomen and spontaneously aborting your unwanted pregnancy.
2. You mean, like, all of Frasier?
3. She, unlike Antigone, goes on to marry and live out her life happily. Lesson learned, Greek audience?
4. Me being a June 4 Gemini, I can safely answer "yes."
5. That matter is itself widely disputed.