Where There's Smoke, There's Rhoda

The best of May 2008, according to the Back of the Cereal Box.

• Deborah Jeane Palfrey! Dead! And a sphinx is there too!
• Fleeing a Mormon wedding reception!
• The worst girl at Coachella! Made slightly better!
• Baby Mama! Reviewed!
• Hidden penises in Mario Kart!
• Man genitals! Lady genitals!
• Weirdness surrounding Homer Simpson's mother!
• Strange connections between ladies and electric lamps!
• The mathematical equation for creepy!
• Strange things growing in drains!
• The Nexus! Not necessarily remembering me! But knowing about something I did!
• A surprisingly fun blog meme!
• Relevance for a sixteen-year-old Zelda game!
• Mysterious photos taken by twelve-year-old me!
• Koreans peening! But not!
• So much information about Mae West! It being totally true!
• The women of Mario Kart, rated and defamed!