Bean the Dynamite

Ripped from today's headlines: Ways people have been finding my blog.

• japanese names of mario characters boo
• kd tungsten
• everyone reads the back of the cereal box
• pop and rock lyrics with grammatical mistakes ¹
  
• climb up! and get the last chance
• why were there 3 different martas in arrested development
• "green glasses" simpsons ²
  
• short old lady in southland tales ³
  
• mormon drive "hand signal"
• Greek Mythology style Room ⁴
  
• stephanie tanner's dancing dream sequence
• and then there's maude disco version (number one hit!)
• doppler panda matic 380
• whorish last names
• alt sex stories transformation minotaur
• nicknames for dina (number one hit!) ⁵
  
• genitalia clip art ⁶
  
• tipsy imperial concubine
• asian suck dolls pun
• scientific names of ghost mushroom
• cunt dracula cartoon ⁷
  
• balrog vega ironic
• The truth about Giygas ⁸
  

1. Paula Cole's abominable lyrics "Open up the morning light / And say a little prayer for I" jump to mind. Funny note about that song: If you hum or whistle it and flatten out the difference between the notes a bit, its beginning sounds remarkably like that of "I've Got a Car That's Made of Tin."
   
2. See? She's famous. Just like I said.
3. That would be Zelda Rubenstein, the third coolest person I know of with that first name and the actress best remembered from her role as the "This house is cleansed" psychic from Poltergeist.
4. Like bathroom and half horse?
5. "Canklesaurus," "Stoat Face" and one more that I'm not comfortable saying.
6. Seriously, if you need clip art to find pictures of genitalia online, then you're a failure at using the internet.
7. For the love of God, I hope that's a typo.
   
8. The truth is that Giygas, whatever it is, was most likely the mysterious bikini-clad woman in Threed. That's my personal opinion.