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A collection of amusing and bemusing search terms which have recently led to my site.

• floating spheres
• whoever slew auntie roo twist ending ¹
  
• "The Long and Winding (and Occasionally Snowed In) Road of Adjunct Teaching"
• why does padma have the scare? ²
  
• zelda fitzgerald named for video game ³
  
• pigeon IM messengers
• colon bomb
• www.drawingawindmill.com
• grammatical errors in pop culture (the number one hit!)
• A drink called Possum ⁴
  
• did jungle julia send text message to ⁵
  
• chigurh handcuffs sexual (the number one hit!)
• sexy subservient chicken
• Wrath of Whacka
  
• fifi le fume myspace layout ⁶
  
• Clue Master Detective Characters
• wendy mckaw (the number one hit... for no apparent reason)
• spying on me baby infrared seman
• fault cereal box
• cartoon cuckold
• You're My best girlfriend alice long
• hairy transvestites (the third hit, surprisingly)
• slang for going bald
• cartoon of frumpy woman
• lipstick knife illegal in usa? ⁷
  
• how to tell if I'm pregnant chance estimator ⁸
  
• point of Woody Harrelson's character in no country for old men' ⁹
  
• psychedelic prom
• hawaiian loincloth

1. Yes. This twist ending is that she slew herself.
2. My guess is the fatwa on Salmon Rushdie. But they're divorced now, so I'd guess no scare.
3. I think it's the other way around.
4. No. Just no.
5. Christian Simonson.
6. Like, Fifi's personal MySpace layout? Or a Fifi-themed MySpace layout?
7. Yes, as of the last time I checked.
8. If you're Googling this, I hope to God you're not actually pregnant.
9. To add a dash of affable Southern charm. And then to die.