Saturday, April 19, 2008

Chunky K Action Figure, Now With Murder Knife

A collection of amusing and bemusing search terms which have recently led to my site.
  1. Yes. This twist ending is that she slew herself.
  2. My guess is the fatwa on Salmon Rushdie. But they're divorced now, so I'd guess no scare.
  3. I think it's the other way around.
  4. No. Just no.
  5. Christian Simonson.
  6. Like, Fifi's personal MySpace layout? Or a Fifi-themed MySpace layout?
  7. Yes, as of the last time I checked.
  8. If you're Googling this, I hope to God you're not actually pregnant.
  9. To add a dash of affable Southern charm. And then to die.


  1. chigurh handcuffs sexual (the number one hit!)

    I have to say it's my comment that led to that Google ranking.

    I also have to say I have nothing to do with sexy subservient chicken.

    And my lawyer says I have nothing else to say.

  2. Anonymous1:30 PM

    mmm possum drink.