me: so are you knee-deep in pineapples, mangos and chewy, chewy cocoa beans yet?
Daniel: yes. all delicious. its warm here
me: yeah, well, it's warm here too, so whatever
Daniel: i have sand everywhere
me: well… my floor is dusty
Daniel: my hands smell like coconut
me: my hands smell like antifungal lotion
Daniel: eww
me: don't judge me, hawaii boy
Daniel: you should get coconut antifungal lotion.
me: i'm neither made of money nor living in a state where everything is coco-scented
Daniel: i have to try to get a job
me: pick coconuts?
Daniel: i thought of that
me: make hula skirts?
me: be a kahuna?
Daniel: too many already
me: but, like, be a surf guru who helps all the hawaiian youngsters learn life lessons
Daniel: ha
me: they can rap with you about their teenaged angst
Daniel: that sounds like a disney after school show. i like it
me: they'll say you have words as smooth as coco butter
Daniel: and morals as strong as our hawaiian ancestors
me: ...which you totally have
me: also: "life lessons as big as queen liliuokalani's feet"
Daniel: his word is as strong as King Kamehameha's forearms
me: i know --- you could make a living out of sneaking onto the set of lost and then selling plot spoilers to the e! network
Daniel: ha! are they still making it? its filmed like 2 miles from here
me: yes, it just went back into production after the writer's strike ended
me: maybe they'll write you into the show
Daniel: if i keep wandering onto the set
me: they'd have to
Daniel: i have a loin cloth
me: "look, there's that retard who suddenly showed up on the island. i wonder what mysteries he holds..."
me: "...under his filthy loin cloth."
Daniel: Producer: "intriguing, i wonder if he can pick coconuts"
me: which they totally need to do to clear the set. or maybe sweep up footprints so the island looks deserted
Daniel: and block traffic and helicopters and parasailers
Friday, March 07, 2008
Mysteries of the Soiled Loincloth
As a point of reference, Daniel now lives in a state that I've heard is home to a smoke monster.
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