Beany Thorn

Another post detailing amusing ways people have been finding my blog, this one introducing a new feature in which I gives answers to search terms phrased in the form of questions. (It does amuse me when people type questions into Google, and I always imagine the person doing this is some old lady unfamiliar with the process of searching online and therefore prone to ending the search result in "please." Google search: "How many square meters in a hectare, please?")

• "saint fight"
• what type of species is grimace Mcdonalds ¹
  
• anteater being adoreable
• Angled Angel
• "a fat midget who rides a dinosaur"
• jean-georges peppers
• wario secret message reverse i have granted kids to hell
• dwayne "the rock" johnson statistics (the number one hit!)
• double voice box yma sumac
• ugly yearbook pictures
• "The whole point of Super Mario"
  
• soupanousinphone blog
• macbeth cereal names
• $dollar sign and slavery (the number one hit!)
• daryl hannah wooden finger (the number one hit!)
• who attends a Lisa Lampanelli concert ²
  
• Tranny night clubs santa barbra
• Lemmy Koopa -Larry -Ludwig -von
• who killed llewelyn moss in no country for old men ³
  
• "kimmy gibbler" "hillary swank"
• compass rose platypus
• jacques cousteau cave screams snopes
• why indigo removed from visible spectrum ⁴
  
• giant Woman animation

And the answers:

1. Your mom. No, really. The answer is your mom.
2. Me, apparently. And a man with one eye. And lots of people who lack the good sense to sit toward the back.
   
3. Not Anton Chigurh, actually, but a Mexican gangster whom we don't see.
   
4. A scandal involving indecent photos.