- "Since U Put UR Finger Up My Nose," in which Kelly Clarkson causes me to be nasally violated.
- "Portions of Foxes and the Lagomorphic Vases," in which I mistake animals for objects.
- "White Trash Glitter Tranny," in which I become confused by the spam I get at work.
- "What Happened at My Brother's Bachelor Party," in which I don't actually say a whole lot.
- "The Nine Faces of Drew," in which I look black, older, younger and Modigliani-like.
- "On Vaginoplasty," in which I marvel at the power of the word "vaginoplasty" to be an internet draw.
- "Shanghaied," in which an advertisement for pants gets surprisingly racist.
- "Strange What Love Does," in which I finally see and review Inland Empire.
- "Synesthetic Appreciation of Electric Light Orchestra," in which ELO, Futurama, Don Bluth and Japanese weirdness collide.
- "My Mentos Moment," in which I may or may not have accepted murder evidence.
- "Whatever Happened to Space Xena?" in which I wonder what became of that one extra planet.
- "The Virgin With Green Hair," in which I discuss some of the most obscure video game minutiae I've ever written about.
- "Checkerboard," in which raining ash and hellfire become problems.
- "The Dusty Little Mermaid," in which I presume that the Futurama writers are a fairly literate bunch.
- "Small Feet, Big Steps," in which Dante goes to the beach.
- "Pre-Paid Envelope of Shame," in which I fail to make use of my Netflix account.
- "Anything Can Be a Band Name!" in which some things may not actually be band names.
- "Heavy-Handed Symbolism," in which I make resolutions about things.
- "Encyclopedia Drew and the Case of the Troublesome Tang," in which I learn that a "pong" isn't what I thought it was.
- "The Jewel-Incrusted Taj Mahal of Fax Machines," in which I lie to a tech support agent.
- "Wiki-Wacky," in which I learn all about "wikigroaning."
- "My Elastic Eye," in which an icular infection makes for the worst Fourth of July ever.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Bee Suit
The best of July and August 2007, according to the Back of the Cereal Box. I combined these two months into one post since July was a little content-shy.
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