Lorraine Quadrangle-Kabonk

Amusing ways people have been finding my blog lately. Seriously, this has to be the best week the Cereal Box has ever had.

• barefoot in goleta (Because Goletans can't afford shoes?)
  
• Goleta public intoxication march 2007
• gazebo boobowski
  
• vodka gobalsky
  
• Lewis "Birdo" Spencer
  
• S.T.A.L.K.E.R. cereal
  
• confusing numbers in games street fighter halloween rocky megaman (You mean Roman numerals?)
  
• cinderella motel
  
• seven reasons your roommate might be a dead cassowary (You seriously don't need seven reasons. One should be enough.)
  
• fuck it clip aemon (Are you listening Aemon?)
  
• arrested development tobias pronoun the man inside me
• muriel puce
  
• camoglage fonts (For hard-to-read publications.)
  
• PARTY CD hustle electric slide hand jive what i like about you
• urban milkwoman
  
• vlem
  
• "dogs names", "lord of the rings" (Or, I'm a huge tool who named my Pekingese "Eowyn.")
  
• benson and hedgehogs
  
• i am more than a pretty face on the cereal box lyrics
• horny skunk mascot (Pepe?)
  
• want to fuck kiele sanchez
• can I grow a capiscum outside in scotland? (Yes, they're called bell peppers.)
  
• names of all cereals (Seriously — all of them.)
  
• who's medusa and what's her curse
• show pictures or examples of childrens cereal box reports
• ESCALIFT BRAND (Billy started his own brand? Of sarcasm?)
  
• expose episode of lost boob shot of nikki
• mii anna wintour ("Wiintour.")
  
• arnold schwarzenegger conversations about blowing up the moon
• basic piratespeak
• mad tv a black woman can't dump cereal on her head (Like, really — what the fuck?)
  
• drunk girl in latrine
• "entire plot" "mystery" "never solved" "movie" ("Vaguest." "Description." "Ever.")
  
• how to make a ness mii
• AL HIRT WEDDING CAKE ALBUM
• antigone twizel (Why are they Googling my pen name?)
  
• level of education of Anna Niicole Smith (sic)
  
• "digested her"
• Actress who played Barbara on "Arrested Development"
• bush creek swissies
  
• summer camps for kids age india mumbai "8 12 "
• cereal boxes examples/ pictures (Stop using the internet and go to a goddamn grocery store.)
  
• cat muscles
  
• is dribbling an onomatopoeia
• Picture of Giraffe with crooked neck at Santa Barbara Zoo
• "SANTA BARBARA PEOPLE"
• linzi lohan cell phone
  
• "BACKWARDS QUESTION MARK"
• bumpy milkwoman (Again — the fuck?)
  
• casket box maker contact emails in canada
• kong size cereal box math
• wikipedia headmistress spanking listing drawing
• "hate davidson"
• "fuck you you fuck" movie quotes
• which kind of cereal floats in milk the longest?
  
• Rider Medusa forehead wikipedia
• iOTA hedwig slut
• architect computer whiz OR wiz engineer showbiz
• franzese gay "santa barbara"
• tom jones sex bomb penis
• Omega Beta Zeta scream 2 photos (Someone remembers Marisol Nichols!)
  
• fergie got crushed by a chandelier (Unfortunately, no.)
  
• kentucky slims chicken flavored (Missing word: "cigarettes." For real.)
  
• aidan and samara in bathtub clip
• The history of FloS. Poptart
• life cereal commercial green tape autumn berliner
• toadette tokyo show (Missing word: "nudie." I think.)
  
• spanish subjunctive to the Hokey Pokey
• Weird Facial Expressions on Animals (Gibbons.)
  
• nevada-tan hoodie (Discontinued.)
  
• ramona refers to bucky as colored (Unlike other Beverly Cleary novels.)
  
• Cereal box abbreviation (Maybe "box"?)
  
• lisa having sex with millhouse porno
• how can i read someones aim conversations
• Joan Didion and Camino Real
• cereal box fantasy world of fun games
• phaedra is her name
• gasthaus eggs
• myspace expand and change top eight the easy way edit top friends
• maja iverson's boobs
• Boing! Super Mario 2 Doki Doki Panic (I think the intended onomatopoeia here is "BOMB!")
  
• phaedra monster motif
• arrested development, for british eyes only, spanking
• Lori Baranski naked
• robert kurson big falcon penis
• richard hoggart death-cab for cutie
• song mario jamboree jelly bean oh pop and lock it (I repeat: The fuck?)
  
• choo choo soul with Jenaveve (I'm the number one hit!)
  
• waluigi hat for sale
• what is the english translation of the joke on monty python that killed the germans
• cavalier king charles and starsong
• Singer/Actress Dinah Shore's sexuality
• cheri oteri looney tunes
• was juliet hulme or pauline parker ever considered to be mentally unwell (Yes. By everybody.)
  
• jill andres meetup dallas
• i still need you i don't want to when i'm down and my hands are tied i cannot try to lie from this pain i just can't disguise it's gonna hurt but i have to say goodbye lyrics
• undead etymology (Maybe "not dead," you idiot?)
• monkey in a turban, what does it mean
  
• TONKINESE KITTEN IN NEW ZEALAND NORTH ISLAND (He bites.)

I must repeat: Best week for search results ever.