Peanut Butter and Jelly Pajamas

Aly brings my attention to the fact that we and any other willing Santa Barbarans could soon be living in a full-on Hobbit house. Also apparently known as "The Whale" — or so the Craigslist posting says — the Mission Canyon-area house boasts a lap pool and "elevator service," the last of which we're hoping means a tiny man who pressed the up and down buttons for you and not just regularly scheduled elevator maintenance.





It's an affordable $5,000 a month. How fast can round up a dozen of us to split it?