Thursday, December 14, 2006

The End of the World or Something

Ixnayed headlines for the negative review of "Apocalypto" I just threw online:
  • "Aping Crap-o"
  • "Aptly clipped-o"
  • "Eek! Poor craft-o"
  • "A Mayan Bimbo"
  • "An Epoch Missed-o"
  • "A Gibson Biffed-o"
  • "Apoca-Lifted"
  • "Apocalypt-Oh My God This Movie Sucks"
  • And my personal favorite, "A Pot of Stinko"
Also, shouldn't the title have technically been "Apocalypso," even despite the Caribbean rhythms that might bring to mind?

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