Friday, December 15, 2006

Dr. Spaceman

I bought spinach for dinner tonight. Funny thing: It turns out that spinach is now unreasonably cheap, I’d imagine because nobody has yet forgotten that the previous batch was full of poo germs and gave a bunch of people E. coli infections.

So here’s my thinking: I really want a Wii for Christmas, but I’m broke. So I think we should all start telling people that the Nintendo Wii gave us E. coli infections. I think it would work especially because We’d have to do this in large enough numbers that it could bring the price of the Wii down to an affordable $27.86, that amount being what I currently have in my checking account. I think it would work especially well for this product, as enough people are already complaining about how the Wii has injured them in some way.

Now you go do your part — all of you — and together, we can all reap the benefits.

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