Tuesday, November 14, 2006

This Is a Low

Two realizations, with the second being dependent upon the first: (a) I am two dumb to live. I know this because (b) the attempt to pick up two "little nails" from a pencil tray with a "cylindrical magnet" repeatedly failed, as the "little nails" turned out to be non-metallic pins and the "cylindrical magnet" ended up being a chunk of graphite.

Mercy-kill me, please.


  1. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Well-phrased. This had me laughing very hard.

  2. Anonymous10:16 PM

    Bang. Bang. I shot you down.