Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Rule About Roller Coasters

A real-life letter I just sent to Mr. Franzese:
so today i was working at my computer and i had a very clear memory of the time you and i were on a roller coaster and you were sitting in the seat behind me and, for whatever reason, the little roller coaster car you were sitting in was full of these little shellfish, like lobsters and crabs and the like. and you kept throwing the shellfish out of the car -- and presumably onto other amusement park attendees beneath us -- and i was really worried that you would get us both in trouble. because, as everybody should know, you're not supposed to throw shellfish from a roller coaster. and then i realized that that had, in fact, never happened, and it was all a dream.

why the hell did i dream that?


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