Friday, June 30, 2006

"No" Means Something

A girl was wearing a t-shirt today. It read “No Means No.” This reminded me of an extended joke that Spencer and I had some time back about that same rather inane but nonetheless effective phrase and what might be the funniest twist on it. In short:
  • No Means Maybe
  • No Means Not Again
  • No Means Meh
  • No Means Nitrous Oxide
  • No Means Buy Me Dinner First
  • No Means I’m Gay
  • No Means Not With You
  • No Means You're Ugly
  • No Means Oh No You Didn’t
  • No Means I Wish a Muthafucka Would
With all apologies to women's rights.

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