Tuesday, September 13, 2005

The Pigeon House

The numbers.
  • Days I will work at Borders in a row: 6 (Friday through Wednesday)
  • Computer programs I have to learn to work at Borders: 5
  • People asking me if Borders carries Amish historical fiction: 1
  • Free cups of coffee I can get per day: infinite (supposing that Borders has an infinite supply of coffee)
  • Night editing shifts I am picking up at the Nexus: 2
  • People currently at the Nexus right now: 6
  • Night editing shifts I've done before: 0
  • Money I'm making by being here: more than I would have otherwise
  • Other people they had to night edit besides me: 0
  • Beer bottles on the desk I'm working at: 4
  • Keys on this keyboard that have gross brown stains on them: 26
  • Times I will see Spencer before Thursday: 0
  • People currently living at my apartment: 2
  • Perfect of them that are Twyla: 50
  • People Quincy Jones has bitten since he returned to the apartment: 0
  • Unwatched Netflix rentals currently at my house: 3 ("Spider Baby," "Gilda" and "Betty Blue")
  • Unread books I've been meaning to get to: I'd estimate 12
  • Girls my brother became quasi-engaged to this weekend: 1
  • Hours until I go home: indeterminate


  1. Anonymous1:40 PM

    Todd and April got engaged? What the hell is "quasi-engaged"?

  2. Anonymous1:41 PM

    That was me by the way.


  3. yo, can you get me the discount hookup? im at borders every day reading books I already own.

  4. Anonymous9:29 PM

    wow, that's so cool that you work at borders now.