The Pigeon House

The numbers.

• Days I will work at Borders in a row: 6 (Friday through Wednesday)
• Computer programs I have to learn to work at Borders: 5
• People asking me if Borders carries Amish historical fiction: 1
• Free cups of coffee I can get per day: infinite (supposing that Borders has an infinite supply of coffee)
  
• Night editing shifts I am picking up at the Nexus: 2
• People currently at the Nexus right now: 6
• Night editing shifts I've done before: 0
• Money I'm making by being here: more than I would have otherwise
  
• Other people they had to night edit besides me: 0
• Beer bottles on the desk I'm working at: 4
• Keys on this keyboard that have gross brown stains on them: 26
  
• Times I will see Spencer before Thursday: 0
• People currently living at my apartment: 2
• Perfect of them that are Twyla: 50
• People Quincy Jones has bitten since he returned to the apartment: 0
• Unwatched Netflix rentals currently at my house: 3 ("Spider Baby," "Gilda" and "Betty Blue")
• Unread books I've been meaning to get to: I'd estimate 12
• Girls my brother became quasi-engaged to this weekend: 1
• Hours until I go home: indeterminate