Friday, September 02, 2005

Nine Lesser Muses

Nine lesser muses for nine lesser arts.
  • Hellephondra, muse of crispy bangs and large hairstyles
  • Nessalou, muse of perfectly barbed comebacks
  • Phantuna, muse of casseroles
  • Schlendermosa, muse of handjobs, blowjobs and other sex alternatives
  • Nirodonisha, muse of breakdancing
  • Ellakablamma, muse of competitive rifle shooting
  • Beth, muse of macaroni sculptures
  • Derangita, muse of creative text messaging
  • Kamekubaba, muse of parallel parking
I can perfectly picture what they look like, these nine.


  1. Anonymous10:24 PM

    I'll have to invoke Kamekubaba next time...

  2. Anonymous12:19 AM

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  3. Anonymous10:04 AM

    I don't know if breakdancing deserve it's own muse, or if that falls properly in Terpsichore's realm of influence. Rap music might merit it's own, as much as I shudder to suggest such a thing.

    The rest, particularly Schlendermosa and Nessalou, I can see, and may invoke.

    I hope you make an art collage or drawing or something that shows what you think these ladies look like.

    Do you want me to say anything rude to Santa Marians when I drive through there today? Contact me through Meg, now my roommate, if so.