Thursday, August 25, 2005

Dipsomaniac

So I figure hedging my employment is never a bad idea, so I'm presently applying to Borders online. Neat process. They make you take a 37-page personality profile that asks cute questions like "Do you have trouble moderating your emotions?" or "Do you follow directions well?" or "When you argue, do you often use profanity?" All standard stuff. And then I get to page 33.

"Is it maddening when the court lets guilty criminals go free?"

Oh, totally. WHAT?!

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