Monday, October 04, 2004

Big Fish Eat the Little Ones

A seventeen-year-old girl named Erin Feehan-Nelson is running as a write-in candidate for mayor of St. Mary's Point, Minnesota. Maybe life in the Small Soda has warped her little mind. Not only is she too young to run for office, she's also too young to vote. In any case, I like that her campaign slogan is "Uncorrupted by Years of Experience." The littlest mayor's first order of business: changing the town's name from St. Mary's Point to Dawson's Creek.

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