Sunday, June 27, 2004

Where Have You Gone, Tiffany Blum-Deckler?

And sometimes when I'm waiting at Chinese fast food restaurants, I amuse myself by sending out peculiar text messages to as many people as my phone will allow me to send. Things like "thinking of u, sunshine." Then I see who writes back first. It's like a race.

This time, Marcy won. Her response: "it my sister weding 2day," which I'm pretty sure I was supposed to interpret at "It's my sister's wedding today." Personally, I'd rather take it as "It's my sister's weeding today," because that gives me a funnier mental picture.

The responses I get fall into four basic categories:
  1. People who get the joke and run with it, like Monique, who responded with lyrics from "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows."
  2. People who know me and disregard the peculiarity. Example: "Hi drew."
  3. People who don't get it. Example: "What are you talking about, weirdo?" (These are my least favorite.)
  4. People who don't respond ever. (No, these are my least favorite.)

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