Thursday, April 15, 2004

Ghost Mountain

Never say yes.
Me: Hey, you wanna know the grossest thing?

Tristan: Yeah, sure.

Me: I've got a ______ in my ______.

Tristan: That's disgusting.

Me: I told you it was gross.

Tristan: I shouldn't have said yes.

Me: Yeah, it's seriously the grossest thing ever.

Tristan: And technically, it's not really in your ______.

Me: Well, it kind of is.

Tristan: Yeah, i guess maybe it is.

Me: It's like a little Easter egg, nestled in some tall grass.

Tristan: Stop.