Saturday, April 03, 2004

Fatty Fatty Phonehead

Why I call Greg "phonehead" now:

g t o r r e s 27: hey did you call me to tell me about the kill bill thing?
kidicarus222: ouig t o r r e s 27: oui?
kidicarus222: i just heard some french -- it stuck in my head
g t o r r e s 27: what does that mean?
kidicarus222: yes, retard. it means yes
g t o r r e s 27: oh you mean wee
kidicarus222: how do you think it was spelled?
g t o r r e s 27: i dont know... i guess i thought it was wi
g t o r r e s 27: but that doesnt look rightg t o r r e s 27: i never had to spell it, ok?!
kidicarus222: that's kind of suprising -- that somebody could get this far without ever seeing it spelled. anyway, yes. kill bill. good news, eh?
g t o r r e s 27: so you bought me tickets?!:-)
kidicarus222: no, reatrd. no one can get tickets until monday morning
g t o r r e s 27: is spelling "retard" incorrectly an example of irony?
kidicarus222: no, it's an example of me talking to two other people while i talk to you
g t o r r e s 27: just checking. so is the kill bill thing at the as ticket office?
kidicarus222: no. (noticed how i refrained from calling you a retard that time)
g t o r r e s 27: arts and lecture?
kidicarus222: no. (again, refrain)
g t o r r e s 27: ummmm
kidicarus222: film studies main office
g t o r r e s 27: oh
g t o r r e s 27: ¿que hora?
kidicarus222: early monday morning
g t o r r e s 27: like 8?
kidicarus222: i'm gonna go at 9
g t o r r e s 27: is there a limit on tickets?
kidicarus222: yes. as many people as they can fit in campbell hall
g t o r r e s 27: i mean per person buyingg t o r r e s 27: retard
kidicarus222: i don't know thatkidicarus222: phonehead
g t o r r e s 27: phonehead?kidicarus222: you heard me, retardg t o r r e s 27: actually i read you. actually, you read my words
g t o r r e s 27: well, when you speak am i hearing "you"? or just your voice?
g t o r r e s 27: its an expression
g t o r r e s 27: work with me here
kidicarus222: yeah, so is "you heard me" when referring to online dialogue
kidicarus222: you started this technicality battle
kidicarus222: retard
g t o r r e s 27: damn
g t o r r e s 27: you win this round
kidicarus222: indeed
kidicarus222: phonehead
g t o r r e s 27: stop that!
kidicarus222: why?
g t o r r e s 27: cause i dont know what it means
kidicarus222: it means
kidicarus222: that your head
kidicarus222: is an instrument
kidicarus222: through which
kidicarus222: i can contact other people
kidicarus222: by dialing a special number
kidicarus222: and then transmitting my voice as electric impulses over a series of wires
kidicarus222: phonehead
g t o r r e s 27: and now im supposed to understand?
kidicarus222: it's a literal meaning, phonehead
g t o r r e s 27: but you cant do that
g t o r r e s 27: the only way i could be a phonehead would be somehow metaphorical
kidicarus222: insults are never true
kidicarus222: if i call you a retard, you're not actually one
kidicarus222: it's the comparison that's insulting
kidicarus222: like if i call you a pussy
kidicarus222: you're not a vagina
kidicarus222: or a cat
kidicarus222: you're you
kidicarus222: who is actually not a pussy
g t o r r e s 27: but...
kidicarus222: ?
g t o r r e s 27: i wouldnt want to be called a retard due to implications of a lack of intelligence nor would i like to be called a pussy due to implications of feminine weakness...
g t o r r e s 27: but phonehead doesnt really carry any negative implications
kidicarus222: but it is negative
kidicarus222: you'd be a freak
kidicarus222: and a tool, in the literal sense
kidicarus222: you'd also probably die
kidicarus222: if you had a phone in your head
kidicarus222: so it totally does
kidicarus222: i mean shit
kidicarus222: could you imagine explaining to a girl that you have a phone head?
kidicarus222: she'd freak
g t o r r e s 27: girls like phones
kidicarus222: not within their boyfriend's bodies
kidicarus222: ask any girl if she thought that would be weird
kidicarus222: i mean shit
kidicarus222: would you want a phonehead?
g t o r r e s 27: could i make calls?
g t o r r e s 27: would it be on my head, in my head, visible?
kidicarus222: yes
kidicarus222: visible
kidicarus222: protuding
kidicarus222: and the dial would be on one side
kidicarus222: and the moutpiece/earpiece on the other
g t o r r e s 27: ok no
g t o r r e s 27: i would NOT want a phonehead
kidicarus222: so it's undesirable
kidicarus222: so it's a put-down
kidicarus222: so it's an insult
kidicarus222: you're insulted
kidicarus222: i won
g t o r r e s 27: whatever