Sunday, December 07, 2003

Opposites

A: I am first.
B: I am last.
A: I am the master.
B: I am the slave.
A: I am the Gentile.
B: I am the Jew.
A: I the west.
B: I am the east.
A: I am the rabbit.
B: I am the hunter.
A: I am the eucalyptus leaf.
B: I am the koala bear.
A: I am the maiden.
B: I am the maiden's slutty older sister.
A: I am the lemur.
B: I am whatever eats lemurs.
A: I am Frank.
B: I am the man who steps on the back of Frank's shoe.