Friday, September 12, 2003

Cici Cooper

As of this morning, the following are totally Cici Cooper (a summer deathtoll recap).
  • Barry White
  • Gregory Hines
  • The Brothers Hussein
  • Katharine Hepbern
  • Bob Hope
  • Drewfish
  • Idi Amin
  • Bobby Bonds
  • Celia Cruz
  • Charles Bronson
  • Steve Christy
  • Warren Zevon
  • Larry Hovis of "Hogan's Heroes"
  • Most of my plants (thank you, selfish and thoughtless Nate)
  • Bernice Jones
  • Katherine Hepbern
  • John Ritter (Jack Tripper himself, who once portrayed a psychotic robot on "Buffy")
  • Johnny Cash
But hey — at least Joyce DeWitt gets her name in the papers again. R.I.P., Man in Black. R.I.P. also, Conchita Ramirez.

Coming up next: the Nexus Retreat, where I get to be Moira MacTaggart. I'm driving with MTA, whose name always reminds me of those cute, three name actresses, like Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sarah Michelle Gellar. (The latter, I've since realized, is not Swiss royalty, contrary to what the Interlaken train station led me to believe.) I think I traded a land of permanent Sunday afternoon for one of permanent Friday night, and I don't know if this deal put me on top. I miss my mom and dad.

They boarded up the back passageway and it's a dark day for the Pasado House when no one can tell me why the sink basin is stained yellow.