Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Blame

Lousy academic performance. Generally dazed mental state. Zero social life. Sputtering libido. Sapped creativity. Poor diet. Disdain for the current state of the world, nation, and county. Diminished musculature. Insomnia. Migraines. Heartburn. Anxiety attacks. Hatred of the written word.

Thanks a lot, Daily Nexus.