Wednesday, July 10, 2013

These, Tragically, Are the Frequently Asked Questions

“Who are you and how did you get in here?”

“Can you speak up?”

“Are you, like, someone’s friend or something?”

“Did you dress like that because you thought you were going somewhere else?”

“Wait, is that a joke?”

“Did we go to high school together?”

“Were you that guy who was in the library all the time?”

“What ever happened to you?”

“Did you, like, just move to L.A. recently?”

“So with all that writing, are you a big deal writer now?”

“Isn’t that kind of rude thing to say?”

“Where are you going?”

“If you’re headed over there, can you get me another drink?”

“Did he just say what I think I heard him say?”

“Wait, what was his name? Donald?”

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