Thursday, April 04, 2013

Twenty Free Movie Titles

The titles are self-explanatory, I feel. Take as needed. I don't need co-author credit on these, but if you want to tell people to go to my blog in your acceptance speech(es), that would be cool.

Six Kitchen Fights and an Explosion

The Absolute End of Michael Cera

The Cactus Who Loved Balloons

Now Who's an Invalid?

Fishes in Desperate Need of Bicycles

ZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!

Mrs. Sperm Donor

The Sound of Mus-EEEEEEEEK!

Astrid Wildfern's Darkest Secrets

The Family That Slays Together

Revenge of the Manatees

Out of the Way, Mom!

Wilbur vs. Elmer

The Overripe Pear

Pantsless in Pasadena

Let's Make Ayn Rand Spin in Her Grave!

Hamlet on Stilts

When Pole Vaulters Find Love

Your Public Disgrace

The Family That Still Slays Together: Murderson Family Reunion!

4 comments:

  1. "The Cactus Who Loved Balloons" actually made me feel sad. I see this as one of those Academy Award-winning European short films.

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    1. WE ARE ALL THE CACTUS!

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    2. Anonymous3:30 PM

      Coincidentally, the next Michael Cera movie, "Crystal Fairy," is about him dicking around a Chilean desert looking for a cactus.

      -- Marcus

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    3. And this will be the movie that ends his career, yes?

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