Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Math Behind Berenice Bejo

Something that I’ve been rolling around ever since I saw The Artist:


Sofia Vergara + Cheryl Hines = Berenice Bejo. Think about it. It really holds up.

One more: Does it seem weird to anyone else that the film has a used-up, outgoing female figure played by Penelope Ann Miller in her first notable role since… what? Carlito’s Way? And yet the film’s attractive, promising new female character is named Peppy Miller? No? Anyone?

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Bejo looks more like a young Charisma Carpenter to me.

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  2. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Also, I feel bad for Sofia Vergara's back.

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    1. Eh. I mean, it's getting admission to all the fancy parties too.

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  3. At least based on the photos you've provided, I think that formula needs to read:

    Sofia Vergara - Cheryl Hines = Berenice Bejo

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  4. Okay, I give. I'm not a mathematician.

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