Henrietta R. Hippo

Notable ways people have been finding my blog lately.

• jim carrey axe swinging meme
• nicki minaj teeth

Whoever Googled this is easily the first person to overlook everything else about Nicki Minaj’s appearance and notice her teeth.

• retarded megaman
• History Fisting german
• porky pig tattoo for woman
• burger nipple
• prehistoric sheep
• the camels resemblance
• confetti death
• the meaning of what it takes to make a pro blush
• types of clouds and how to name them
• bird that looks like mr. burns

I actually have this one!

• SEXY WOMEN IN GAS MASK
• don't touch in sign language
• aliens on mars and other planets photos pics
• conspiracy spanking
• how can i tell if my house is haunted

Well, how often do you feel like you’re being watched when you use the bathroom? Because ghosts love watching the living poop.

• Japanese symbol for wasted youth
• galactus fashion
• a monologue about zombies

Again, I actually have this one! Maybe Google is getting better?

• cartoon girl thats from brazil and wants to travel

Nope. Not at all. Google is not getting better.

• french stereotypical face
• octopus in the mouth
• some of my best friends are rhoda
• funny names for butcher shops
• prehistoric deer
• cow and pig in love

This is either adorable or sick.

• picture of jesus's finger
• did cherie johnson really lose her parents?
• sign that says weirdos come to me

Honestly, that seems like it would be easier to make than to Google.

• my mother has a band called helicopter
• my irish skin looks mexican

With a tip of the hat to ol’ Tharpe-Tharpe, whose similar blog post reminded me that this is something that I used to do back in the day.