Wednesday, October 26, 2011

A Rainbow in Every Toilet Bowl

Some rules of thumb for proper toilet usage:
If it's yellow, let it mellow. 
If it's brown, flush it down.

If it's red, you'll soon be dead.

If it's blue, bring in friends to view.

If it's green, you are unclean.

If it's pink, see a shrink.

If it's violet, remember 9-1-1 and then dial it.

If it's turquoise, stand with more poise.

If it's gray, eat curds and whey.

If it's scarlet, you're a harlot.

If it's chartreuse, cease self-abuse.

If it's indigo, fear the Wendigo.

And if it's black, you're probably consuming too much iron.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:37 PM

    If you're a taurus, see your florist!

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  2. And if you're a Gemini like I am, you won't know what to expect.

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