Remember when I wrote about that fifteenth-century cyborg, who inspired that Mozart composition that demanded the audience to lick his asshole? (Because that happened.) Well, today a new footnote to that story: Jack White, of all people, has masterminded an Insane Clown Posse riff on that very Mozart composition. Now if anyone asks you if such a thing has ever happened, you'll be lying if you say no.
Also worth noting: A Wikipedia page exists solely on the subject of Mozart and his shit obsession.
Is this how I shall close out August 2011 on Back of the Cereal Box?