Every actor must begin somewhere. For Penelope Cruz, that somewhere happened to a movie called Jamón, jamón.
That's not a knock against the film. For all I know, it could be a masterpiece. But please just consider this poster --- the gleeful cartoon pig, the prominent text that translates as "Ham, ham," the sexual embrace with her eventual husband, Javier Bardem --- and ponder the meaning of it all.
I truly hope a framed version of this hangs somewhere in the Bardem-Cruz home.