For work this week, in an effort to make Pamela Anderson seem more family-friendly, I had to digitally these two sewing thimbles that Pamela Anderson was smuggling beneath her bikini top. Ample, ample side cleavage is apparently okay, but put a teat on the tips of those milk glands and you pass on into R-rated territory. This is how I now understand the world. Following this logic, it would to be correct that the fewer the displayed parts, the more appealing the more appealing the body.
Is this, then, an improvement? Did I do good?
Did I make it better?