Most of the entries in the “Ha Ha — This [Subject’s] Name” series earned mockery for being named something that sounds like something sexual, dirty or both. But these criteria need not be met. Proof:
In addition to being being named (or at least choosing to call herself) “Jenniphure,” this woman disturbs me because she lists her day job as “child caretaker / magician’s assistant.” Frankly, I worry she will fatally saw children in half, then toss her “blonde” hair and give off a giggly, Chrissy Snow-style “Oops!” Also: Is listing a woman’s hair color necessary when her photo indicates it well enough? Also also: But that’s not her actual color. Also also also: She has one tenture. Just the one.