Thursday, July 22, 2010

Lionel Frankenstein

How people have been finding my blog recently:
(Paul. Her middle name is Paul.)
(I caught you, General Mills junior marketing agent.)
(Because Padma Lakshmi was told not to call Gail Simmons luscious anymore.)
(In spite of or perhaps because of the misspelling, this one actually gets pretty close to something I actually wrote.)
(Dick and prick. And that is all. Now go write your limericks.)
(Number one hit!)
(By which do you mean prayers that say nice things about the Our Father?)

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