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The best of July 2010, according to Back of the Cereal Box:

• The legend of Fourth of July Eve
• What the hell is with all the masks in Super Mario Bros. 2?
  
• Well, it wasn't called The Cherie Johnson Show...
  
• The Bill Murray-Lorenzo Music connection.
• There exists a dumpster in Santa Barbara through which Jesus talks to me.
  
• Roller derby names that miss the mark.
  
• The pop music of the mid-80s could be more blatantly (and tactlessly) sexual than I would have guess. Also, it totally sucked.
  
• Weird music trivia: Tommy Tutone is not the only band to write a song about a phone number, Debbie Harry was a trailblazing rapper, Scissor Sisters sound like Mega Man, and The Coral sounds like The Supremes.
  
• Facebook is confusing — twice, in fact.
• Movie reviews: Inception and Uzumaki.
  
• Strange and wonderful words: folderol and deuteragonist.
  

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