Have You Considered a Stage Name, Darling?

Perhaps the greatest testament to a young actress’s talent is that she could actually succeed in show business when her name sounds like something a vengeful classmate would write about her on the bathroom wall.

Meet Imogen Poots, whose name has not prevented her from starring in films such as V for Vendetta and 28 Weeks Later — and now as well in the series of blog posts I call “Ha ha — This person’s name.” Personally, I feel her name is begging the public to supply a direct object but I dare not consider what awful thing might complete that sentence.

Thanks for the tip, Pajiba!