There’s a post up on Destructoid about something-or-other happening in the new Sonic the Hedgehog game, a throwback to the beautiful, two-dimensional platformer gaming that made the character a big hit. But ignore that and focus on the image that Destructoid chose to pair with this article:
I don’t know where it came from, I don’t know if Sonic is helping or attacking the poor wheelchair-bound girl, and I’m not sure if it relates to the upcoming game in any way. But I have to say I find something about this image hilarious. Maybe it’s her shocked expression and his apparent desire to spring up and away from the two-wheeled terror as she sails on toward Creamsicle sunset tomorrows. Yeah, that’s probably it.