Saturday, February 06, 2010

Silas Marymount-Peppercorn

How this blog has been discovered lately — and proof of people's inability to use the internet correctly.
(The key to spotting the difference is that the fake Pocahontas is the one wearing high-tops.)
(Fairly sure whoever Googled this one meant Calpurnia, the Finch family maid, and not famed Mexican comedian Capulilna.)
(The only Google hits for this phrase lead back to my blog.)
(And I'm the number one hit for this as well — for no apparent reason, since I have never put that string of words on my blog until now.)
(In order: Kick the Can, Eat the Can, and Kick the Kid.)
(I caught you using Google to do your work, lazy travel agent.)
(DUDE, WHAT KIND OF FAMILY DO YOU HAVE?!)
(I caught you using Google to do your work, lazy fifth grader.)
(Ditto.)
(Well, they're both months. The start and end in the same letters. Roughly one-twelfth of the world's population have the birthday in one of them.)

2 comments:

  1. I just can't imagine...some of these searches blow my brain stem...

    How do you find these?

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  2. Statcounter.com and Google Analytics. Never has looking at your own site been so much fun.

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