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Search terms by which people have been arriving at my blog — documented for the first time this new year!

• missy aggravation
• desmond the moon beer
• The Brothers Bloom has a Lupin the third vibe
• how to make fun of stupid people

(Still a number one hit!)

• what is a box spring used for?
• other names for boob
  
• The Military Policeman and the Dismembered Beauty with english subs
• Another you so I could love you more
• knock knock jokes knife

(Possibly not a funny joke.)

• Gazeebo Boobowski
• Nomolesterol
  
• Megan Mcentire GIRL WITH THE PARKING LOT EYES MARGARET IS THE FRAGMENTS OF A NAME HER BRAVERY IS MISTAKEN FOR THE THRASHING IN THE LAKE OF THE MAKE-BELIEVE MONSTER WHO'S PICTURE WAS FAKED MAR
  
• charades larry david

(How to play the game with Larry David? Or how to pantomime Larry David in the chance that you participate in the game alongside people who should not have contributed suggestions?)

• katy that has the demon in her who killed her boy friend in the movie paranormal activity in 2006
• why didn't the demon like the camera
• does demons like cameras
• paranormal were they boyfriend and girlfriend

(And apparently the dumbest people with internet access are still trying to understand the most basic plot points from Paranormal Activity. Cute, that.)

• obama asks moms to return to school+who is the hairy guy?
  
• look at the cereal cartoon people fighting each other
• what will happens to the waters mollycules if it is being heated or cooled
• do puggles need to be walked
  

(New, trendy-type puggles? Or old, unlovable-type puggles?)

• pertaining to deer
  
• Stabilized, motorized, insecure or fable, curious or furious, picked apart like Prome
• sinople
  
• half pug half beagle named sanford
  
• "designing women" mii

(The person who looks online to find out how to make a Designing Women Mii is either one of the best people the world or the worst. No middle ground here.)

• what was the shirt justin timberlake whore on southland tales

(Bonus points for Freudian slip typo.)

• Monkey in a turban, oh what does it mean?
• hey nonnie nonnie etymology
• loophole math GE requirement

(I caught you, number-phobic English major trying to graduate with the least number of math-based classes possible.)

• similarities between nurse and waitress
• mario bricks transformed citizens
• fairies and ancestry
• jill's gold painted feet
• here we are hanging on strains of greens and blues

(I knew I was not the only person to hear the Goonies theme lyrics this way.)

• matrimonial love

(My site comes up second for this, at least on my Google. I find this surprising, but no more so than I do that the number one hit is a Muslim matchmaking site.)

• what color are girl lice
• pennies quarters nickels dimes come to us while ducktales
• is skipping rope good for women at the age of 48 years
• my mother has a band called helicopter
• guacamole window
• katherine heigl holding an iguana

(Equally baffled on this one as to (a) why Katherine Heigl would hold an iguana, (b) why my site came up for this, and (c) why anyone is trying to find information online about Katherine Heigl holding an iguana. As for (c), I would guess that it has something to do with Grey's Anatomy slash fiction.)

• ballet is homoerotic
• grasharaboras
• why doesn't my ipod recognise yazoo

(Based on your spelling of recognize, I imagine that it could result from the difference between British and American people refer to the band in question.)

• parts of speech however heretofor notwithstanding regardless albeit nevertheless nonetheless
• nationality with last name shanooz

(Persian. I think.)

• how to tell if he is hiding his love for you

(Hope this one works out for you, Google user in Qatar!)

• where does lily allen get her tights?
• how to get golden ak and engraved psg easy during the chirmas box event in soldier front
  
• some velvet morning when i'm sober
  
• autobahn karate mislabeled
• a tomb with a cereal box
  

Happy 2010, people who cannot use Google effectively!

Also: previous search result-related posts.