Friday, October 30, 2009

Exclamations From Fortunate Writers

“Hey! This movie script just writes itself!”

“Hey! This harlequin romance novel just writes itself!”

“Hey! This kiss-ass profile of the local minor celebrity that no one cares about just writes itself!”

“Hey! This grocery list just writes itself!”

“Hey! This epic poem about Golda Meir just writes itself!”

“Hey! These bawdy limericks about Mr. Cramlock just write themselves!

“Hey! This whodunit set among a robot community living near the docks of a steampunk version of turn-of-the-century San Francisco just writes itself!”

“Hey! This Sonic the Hedgehog slash fiction just writes itself!”

“Hey! This living will in which I’m stiffing that one awful daughter just writes itself!”

“Hey! This passive-aggressive letter to the owner of that one cat with the continence problems just writes itself!”

4 comments:

  1. HA! Amazing. What about "This novel written in 30 days just writes itself!"

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  2. Never in the history of man has a poem about Golda Meir ever written itself, no matter how self-determined it was.

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  3. Cramlock12:06 PM

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