Agreed. Wholeheartedly. So...what won? I think I'd have picked implants.
as the holder of the hands in question, I can verify that "breast implants" did, indeed, take that round. now, if "box cutters" and "an autopsy" were on the table for "ghetto"...well, that's a game-changer.
I would have played Black Eyed Peas, myself.