I’ll admit that I grew up with a depiction of Jesus far different than what the man actually looked like. He most likely did not have wavy, sandy-blond hair and blue eyes. In fact, he probably looked nothing like a Bee Gee at all. However, the shape he took on New Year’s Day — as documented in the above photograph — was not how I thought he would look when I finally found him.
Or I suppose this could have just been the shittiest Christmas decoration ever.
Incorrect depictions of Jesus previously posted on Back of the Cereal Box:
- Jesus as balloon sculpture
- Jesus as firearms enthusiast
- Jesus as indie rock troubadour
- Jesus as demonic alien monster

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