Thursday, December 11, 2008

Eyes Color the of Diamonds

There’s some horrible irony in having to watch an HBO broadcast of the 1995 Sandra Bullock movie The Net because Cox cable’s website sucks to the point where I can’t find a way to properly order the channels that I actually want to watch on my new digital cable system.

Me, in 1995: “Ew, the internet is scary! I hope it never becomes part of my life!”

Me, in 2008: “Shit, I can’t figure out how to tell Cox that I want to watch Bravo.”

Sandra Bullock: “Hey, remember me? I won an MTV award for my performance in this movie that preyed on people’s poor understanding of internet and the bounty it gives us.”

This will be all for tonight.

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