Astroturf Green, Hot to the Touch

One final look back before we can get onto looking forward to 2009: the twenty most-read Back of the Cereal posts of all time, in order, with the top at the top:

1. “The Simpsons Intro: What You Don’t See”
2. “Belated Christmas Present From Sanam”
3. “Tough Level”
4. “What the Fuck Is Wrong With Gail Simmons?”
5. “Moesko Island Lighthouse”
6. “Lazy D’s Family Tradition”
7. “The Queen of Diamonds, Basically”
8. “Mario’s Lost Bytes”
9. “Juno’s Subtle Racist Slip-Up”
10. “Do You Like Luxury?”
11. “To Quote Wally Exactly”
12. “Vagina Dentata in the Mushroom Kingdom”
13. “The Virgin With Green Hair”
14. “The Tiny Earth”
15. “Naming Conventions in Arrested Development”
16. “Massive Luxury Overdose”
17. “Speaking of Birdo”
18. “The Secrets of the Starbucks Mermaid”
19. “A Fistful of Quarters”
20. “Turtle Rock Ain’t Got Nothing on This”