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Amusing search hits, as of late.

• soot dumpling
• when two vowels go walking falls asleep
  
• isla vista polling areas
  
• "sun bear""color in"
  
• dina penguin what i can play on the internet ¹
• spooky kenan thompson
• indecision's queen
• inappropriate cereal boxes ²
• can you feel can you feel that thunder you 'd better run you 'd better take colors ³
• eric roberts cornrow hair movie
• +"Registration by Telephone" +UCSB ⁴
• leave tomorrow behind meaning
• "venus by Air" ever been used commercially?
• script elf village
• "cut off your hand if they don't like your face"
  
• "kings of leon are a pack of wankers" ⁵
• Zoom +Clarabelle +commercial +food
• Su-Chin Fan Club juno
• swedish game dog and pee
  
• how mutch young do anteaters have each time
  
• antonyms for secretary ⁶
• invisible harleys
• sylvester stallone murder death kill
  
• Journal articles on Lynx deodorant advertising on "gaze" ⁷
• the magic for the flabby breast
• journey to adulthood games
• palm tree moving company san jose
  
• tina exotic in japanese
  heroes paste made of root hyena spirit walk
  
• lisa simpson and the symmetry problem ⁸
• frasier, niles stuck in thunderstorm
• The Grandgore Act September 1497
  
• who plays the song when fry meets the mermaid in the deep south episode in futurama ⁹
• angelina jolie long nightshirt
  
• woofing farming new zealand waitomo
• poisoning peacocks
  

1. Number one hit! And a good question. Dina, what have you to say to this?
2. Number one hit! And a pity, too, because I really would have liked to see what these looked like.
3. OH MY GOD NO. Just no. Please, straighten yourself out.
4. Afraid not. RBT is RIP.
5. Number one hit, for literally no good reason.
6. No clue on this one. Maybe a gaping void in space-time where a secretary is supposed to be?
7. I am almost positive that the final word in this search term is a mistake. Almost.
8. The proper term is Bell's Palsy, you ass.
9. That would be folk rock troubadour Donovan.