Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Everyone's Peacocks in Everyone's Olive Trees

Spencer returned home and found the passage in which Joan Didion discusses the Santa Ana winds, which I could not recall or locate when I wrote about the phenomenon on Friday. Conor Oberst was right: It is, in fact, in Slouching Towards Bethlehem, in the section “Los Angeles Notebook.”

Some passages, which, given the situation in Aly’s hometown, is probably more appropriate today than it would have been last Friday anyway:
There is something uneasy in the Los Angeles air this afternoon, some unnatural stillness, some tension. What it means is that tonight a Santa Ana will begin to blow, a hot wind from the northeast whining down through the Cajon and San Gorgonio Passes, blowing up sand storms out along Route 66, drying the hills and the nerves to flash point…. I recall being told, when I first moved to Los Angeles and was living on an isolated beach, that the Indians would throw themselves into the sea when the bad wind blew. I could see why. The Pacific turned ominously glossy during a Santa Ana period, and one woke in the night troubled not only by the peacocks screaming in the olive trees but by the eerie absence of surf. The heat was surreal. The sky had a yellow cast, the kind of light sometimes called “earthquake weather.” My only neighbor would not come out of her house for days, and there were no lights at night, and her husband roamed the place with a machete. One day he would tell me that he had heard a trespasser, the next a rattlesnake.
It’s engaging no? Though I have to quibble with Joan’s decision to use the pronoun “one” in the sentence about the peacocks in the olive. I’m pretty sure she meant to use “I” instead. She should have, at least, because surely everyone’s Los Angeles experience does not feature cameos from squawking, olive tree-perching peacocks. But then again, I haven’t spent much time in L.A.

Hey, Joan. Come back.
“On nights like that,” Raymond Chandler once wrote about the Santa Ana, “every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands’ necks. Anything can happen.” That was the kind of wind it was. I did not know then that there was any basis for the effect it had on all of us, but it turns out to be another of those cases in which science bears out folk wisdom. The Santa Ana, which is named for one of the canyons it rushers through, is a foehn wind, like the foehn of Austria and Switzerland and the hamsin of Israel. There are a number of persistent malevolent winds, perhaps the best know of which are the mistral of France and the Mediterranean sirocco, but a foehn wind has distinct characteristics: it occurs on the leeward slope of a mountain range and, although the air begins as a cold mass, it is warmed as it comes down the mountain and appears finally as a hot dry wind. Whenever and wherever foehn blows, doctors hear about headaches and nausea and allergies, about “nervousness,” about “depression.” In Los Angeles some teachers do not attempt to conduct formal classes during a Santa Ana, because the children become unmanageable. In Switzerland the suicide rate goes up during the foehn, and in the courts of some Swiss cantons the wind is considered a mitigating circumstance for crime. Surgeons are said to watch the wind, because blood does not clot normally during a foehn. A few years ago an Israeli physicist discovered that not only during such winds, but for the ten or twelve hours which precede them, the air carries an unusually high ratio of positive to negative ions. No one seems to know exactly why that should be; some talk about friction and others suggest solar disturbances. In any case the positive ions are there, and what an excess of positive ions does, in the simplest terms, is make people unhappy. One cannot get much more mechanistic than that.
(Excerpts gratefully taken from this site.)

5 comments:

  1. Definitly feeling the negative ions here...

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  2. I could imagine. Also, smoke, heat and the stress of impending evacuations, right?

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  3. Didion, while perhaps the greatest crafter of sentences in English for the past 5 decades, helped usher in the Me Decade. So when she uses "one" she means "I," and when she means "I" she thinks she means all of us, at least through the first two collections.

    Her conviction is so strong that she can almost make one believe that to be true.

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  4. Well, I'm glad we could all share her memories.

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  5. spence11:44 AM

    Nina used to have peacocks in palos verdes -- raccoons would wash crab apples in her jacuzzi and then the peacocks would eat them and die of chlorine poisoning. Or something.

    And we used to have them in sd but less often. Apparently baronial aspirations in southern california are concentrated around PVE.

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