Monday, September 29, 2008

Go Soak Your Head City

What’s bad: Trader Joe’s makes a moisturizer called A Midsummer Night’s Cream.

excuse the almost illegible cell phone photography,
performed in the dry-handed birthday girl’s dimly lit bathroom

What’s worse: Trying to Google said product will only result on pulling up the porno of the same name. The tagline? “What (horny) fools these mortals be!”

3 comments:

  1. I love Trader Joe's. =)

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  2. i love trader's as well... and this is fucking hilarious! i couldn't resist the google search... first time at ur blog, love it.

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  3. Rustie11:12 PM

    It could be muh worse. It could be Madame Bastard Body Grout.

    http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081005.html

    Sorry.

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